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Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 28 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,000 Points

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 21/32 (300/500 points)

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Shadow Tag

Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/85 points)

A Can named Jerry 5 Points

Pick up some fuel

Battery Powered 5 Points

Pick up a battery

Girly Tantrum 5 Points

Be possessed by the warped little girl

Gotta Get Going 5 Points

Pick up your Keys

Rough Boys Play 5 Points

Be possessed by the warped little boy

Meticulous Planning 10 Points

Find a Map

Slender Mode 50 Points

Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'

Spewer

Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 13/20 (170/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)